Anuj Gupta

"Housefull 5" – Ek Aisi Film Jo Aankhon Pe Balatkaar Hai, Dimaag Pe Zakhm Bhai, ye film comedy nahi thi — ye ek 2.5 ghante ka fully loaded tharak show tha, jisme kahaani gayi bhaad mein aur camera gaya seedha cleavage aur thighs ke andar. Shreyas Talpade, jo kabhi Iqbal jaise soulful role mein shine karta tha, ab paper cone se Soundarya Sharma ke cleavage ka nishana laga raha hai. Kya ghirawat hai bhai? Jab talent mar jaye, toh uski shraadh Housefull jaisi filmein hi karti hain. Ranjeet ka deck scene? Bhai sahab, us bande ka face dekh ke laga ki bas ab woh screen pe ladki ko kha jaayega. Legit creepy uncle mode on. And the director? Instead of parodying him, he said “Perfect shot! Zoom karo aur ek sensual music chhodo background mein.” Matlab lust glorify karne ka full budget mila tha. AC duct scene? Normal banda crawl krta hai, but yeh saari ladki, camera ke angle aisa ki front se sirf cleavage dikhe. Bhai, duct mein camera gaya ya dance bar mein? Chitrangada Singh ke thighs pe itne close shots the ki lag raha tha director ne tripod ki jagah telescope use kiya ho. Comedy ka naam leke audience ko item show de rahe hain. Har scene mein ya to koi kisi pe gir raha hai, ya mooh kholke ghur raha hai, ya item song chal raha hai. Matlab agar aap dimag ghar pe rakh ke bhi aaye ho, to bhi film ke baad dimaag sad jaayega. Background score bhi hass raha hai tumpe, keh raha hai: "Itna toh deserve nahi karte the na tum, fir bhi dekh rahe ho." Aakhri Faisla: Ye film nahi, tharak se bhara hua WhatsApp forward hai jo cinema screen pe project ho gaya. Rating: -100/5 (100 ghusse ke thappad, 0 logic, aur 5 litre regret)