Diesel McCall

The emoji movie is a work of art that rivals the Mona Lisa. I would give my life savings to see that sweet hand emoji just one time every…. Second. Best movie ever. I have a newfound sense of purpose and since watching the movie have cracked my phone open to see if any widdle emojis are scrambling around my widdle device. That loser that can’t even do anything makes me want to jump into a volcano. What a loser meh is. The real king is high five, I have a picture of him on my ceiling so I think of him first thing. Beautiful shiny high five. Best movie ever

After watching this movie and crying because of my loser life for 4.235 days, I suddenly had an urge to become a mob boss. I now manage a mob of rats that run the rat streets of my house, which the rats took over. I oversee this operation and only allow bald, hairless, atrocious, hideous looking rats in top rat mob spots. I now rule the rat streets and allow be rebellion to take place in my crib. Rat topia is run by Don Ratrump, who is payed off my my mob of rats, I am now bald, act like a mob boss, am skinny as a small twig and can’t go outside without becoming a. Tomato. I love rats.

I’m now Asian and divorced my wife cause I knew she was cheating with Greg down the street, and big John up the road. I now drive race cars and know if I’m not first in last. I have a pet cougar and have two little kids that look and act like rats. Like ugly weird piggy rats. I hope one day to have the skin tone of will ferrel. I refuse to eat anything besides Taco Bell. I love racing and wanna go fast. Applebees is pretty good too. I play the animal sounds in the bar sounds on repeat on full blasts on speakers in my room. I broke my arm to feel like Ricky and stabbed my own leg. Best movie ever, life altering.

Where do I start, this movie changed my life. I will say this, I’m now a spider researcher in the Amazon. Singular best moment of my life, besides I got 11 nuggets in my 10 piece. I now live in a small hut with 47.52 roommates( one roommate is a midget). I suddenly learned how to use the force and now am in Jedi training to stop big boy Kylo ren. This movie makes me want a big Mack, and then when I’m done bathe in chick fil a sauce. I have spiders loose in my hut, and have a tv hung on the hut ceiling to watch in laying down. I’m now obese and just tried out for 1000 pound life. Best movie ever

After finishing this movie, I suddenly had the urge to go do medical school. I reconnected with all my family and started a company. I am now a billionaire that rivals big Elon. Nothing on me, space X is pocket change. I suddenly learned 15 new languages and now know every piece of knowledge ever. This movie is life changing. I started balling in my seat any time I saw that sweet sweet shiny head of megamind. Truly brings joy to me knowing there are still good movies. I am now megamind blue, wax my head every morning, and have his body shape.