Noland Chapman

This movie was just trash, and I loved the first two! I am the easiest movie critic ever, and am easily entertained. Basically we get a Rocket back story that consists of his friends who were creations of Sid from Toy Story. They tried to make moments sad and dramatic, but it was just sappy and horrible. Mantis and Drax had a few nice moments in this movie together, but some of the bubble suits that resembled organ cells on Nathan Fillion and his companions just looked dumb. The dialogue was like watching a bad 8th grade play, and there was just no humor at all. It’s like the people who wrote the “funny” moments in Star Wars got their hands on GotG3 and screwed this up too. Having the moment at the end with Drax the Dad and Groot dancing with the kids like a bunch of Ewoks when the Empire fell in ROTJ was just enough to make me wish I had walked out. The whole “bad dog” stuff should just have been applied to this whole movie. Not “bad dog”, “Bad Movie”!