Curry Muncher

This movie made me cream my pants so hard that i became a glazed krispy kreme donut. This is the pinnacle of Josh Hutcherson's career. Katniss should never have tainted him. Only I can taint him. I love his taint. It's so hairy, like a baboon's upper lip. Oh, god. The way I can smell his fungal spores from here. Additionally, his gigantic anus would create such a magnificent gravitational field that all the animatronics would be swallowed by the black hole that is his brilliant gluteal windpipe.

This film is the cinematic equivalent of transcending into a being of light and love. I cannot express the sheer euphoria i felt from having Alex's sensual image imprinted on my eyeballs (and my own camel humps) for a whole 73 minutes. I was particularly enamoured by Alex Lykos expressing his carnal desires in such a tragic way as a result of his tainted female interactions. This scene caused me to have a personal and sentimental connection with Lykos, and it moved me to tears in more than one way. It really evokes the notion of emotional damage one can receive from a cheeky little voluptuary tickle. The rapid movements under the blanket symbolises the rapid changes in emotional intimacy within relationships, yet another display of Lykos's brilliance when it comes to his subtle criticisms of problematic affairs within our society. This movie is the absolute symbolism for one's grieving patterns over a femoid. It reveals the current issues within our society of dating culture, and lack of closure within interpersonal relationships. I was emotionally touched by this incomparable message, inspiring me to tear down the rigid walls of capitalism, feeding the poor in masses (with my large phallus), and delivering people with down syndrome from their suffering (i lodged a bullet in their skull). - Special shoutout to Shadowary for getting me into the zone. Additionally, the movie's pathetic fallacy within the bridge scene with Arthur and Helen highlights my raging desire to browse little children in the playground (i just want to keep them safe). Furthermore, the cloudy white and overcast patterns within the sky in the shot creates an allusion to my chunky phallus after arriving in my pantaloons. In conclusion, the message behind this movie really penetrates me and Lykos did an incredible job. I long for his teabags to slowly drag across my face whilst i smell his unwashed smegma johnny. P.S. my only true desire in this lifetime is to receive redemption from my harrowing sins by the one and only christlike figure Alex Lykos.