Marc Baehre

I cannot believe how bad this movie was. I felt like it was written by AI but dumber. It hurt me how painfully bad it was. Every line was terrible, nothing was believable, they would literally say don’t do something then do it two seconds later. It’s bad.

Ugh. These 5 star reviews are just wrong. I wanted to love this movie, but it just was edited terribly. It bounced around unnecessarily, was too corny, and the characters lacked any depth whatsoever. The humor was forced and there was never a sense of real the characters being in real danger. It’s stumbles and by the end you don’t hate yourself for watching it, but you also don’t remember much of it. Which is sad when there’s a giant purple starfish involved.