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This is the worst Jurassic World movie ever. So many things to complain about. And all I wanted was to see dinosaurs. How hard was it to give me dinosaurs?
Unfortunately, seeing dinosaurs made up only at most 15 minutes of the film. The rest is trash.
The family is insufferable from the spoiled older daughter to the lazy and useless boyfriend to the Dora The Explorer wannabe kid sister. The only person halfway decent in that movie is the father who puts up with too much bs from kids acting like theyโre grown adults.
Scarlet Johanssonโs character was okay, but thatโs it. The rest of the people were okay as well.
Computer systems NEVER automatically reboot. Itโs a fail-safe, especially in the case of highly dangerous and experimental dinosaur hybrid creation projects. The beginning is the weakest excuse for a computer failure. A snickers bar wrapper short circuiting the ventilation system which for some reason, also controls all the electronics.
The D-Rex, which looks like a mix between a Predator and a T-Rex, is somehow NOT caged or locked up. Apparently, teams of scientists can just go into its habitat and be okay except for when the computer decides to reboot itself for any perceived failure in any component of the system. Why is there just a glass barrier between the D-Rex and the literal lab? Two glass doors is not more protection. Itโs glass. Also, how do they not have a system in place or a way to kill the D-Rex? Thatโs just stupid on the oversight part of the whole illegal project.
The dinosaurs are fast when they want to be and incredibly slow when characters have plot armor on. The T-Rex, for example, chased the family on a raft through water. Then, it flips the raft over and while everyone is floating in the knee-deep water, the T-Rex decides to go to shore and try and bite at people floating in the water. How stupid is that? Is it suddenly afraid of water now?
Or the D-Rex is beyond stupid. Such a fierce predator but never attacks any of the good guys, only attacks the bad guy, literally is two feet away from every human and doesnโt eat them. What the literal F is going on with the D-Rex? D must stand for โdisappointmentโ because it surely acts stupid.
Nothing else mattered. I wished the boyfriend and the older daughter would die, but nope, entitled spoiled princesses and complete douchbag jerks get to live.
I would not watch this again. This is how awful this film was.