Ally Keyes

I have to wonder WHY these actors took on this role in the first place? The crazy deadpan way in which everyone speaks is maddening for the most part and amusing for some small scenes. If everything wasn't already ludicrous enough, the MUSIC (if you can call it that!) will have you covering your ears or reaching for the mute button! This is a bad bad BAD film and I only kept watching because of the actors employed to carry out this rubbish. I'm assuming that's why the director chose them in the first place. No-one would ever watch for longer than 5 minutes otherwise.