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It's 2:30 in the morning, and I just finished watching this movie for the first time. I decided to watch it in the dark because it's a black and white film. I was always curious about it and wanted to give it a try. This is quite literally one of (if not) the strangest movie I've ever seen in my entire life! I was laughing, and confused and shocked and threw my hand into the air thinking "Why?" It was awkward and silly and artsy and creepy and atmospheric. I literally need a therapist now because this movie flat-out broke my brain. It's so hard to describe, but I'll try. Our 'hero' is a 'guy' named Henry Spencer, who lives in a small crummy apartment. One night, he's told by his beautiful next door neighbor that his girlfriend, Mary X has invited him to dinner with her family. The dinner scene is weird, quirky and awkward that you have to see to believe. During dinner, Mary's mom asks Henry if he's had intercourse with Mary yet, because she's pregnant with a strange inhuman, snakelike creature baby. During one night, they try to care for the baby, only to have Mary leave and make Henry tend to the 'baby' There are random strange scenes that might be dream sequences, or visions inside Henry's mind because he starts seeing a woman inside the radiator. She's a creepy ballerina-like girl who sings and steps on worm-like creatures. The cinematography and sets and the effects are beautiful. Again, I can't stress enough how incredibly weird and strange this movie is. Overall, I think I liked it. If you have an acquired taste for strange movies, I would definitely recommend ERASERHEAD!!!

Most of this movie was a mess. I usually like Scooby-Doo, but this new movie hardly felt like it was made to have Scooby and the gang in it. I'll admit, the first ten minutes of the movie are good, when they show Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred during their childhood and meeting each other for the first time. It was good to see how Shaggy and Scooby met, and they even go as far to re-create the opening credits of the original classic Scooby-Doo series, but after that is when the movie goes downhill. The movie cuts to ten years later, and Mystery Inc. is going into business with a famous celebrity, but he cuts Shaggy and Scooby out of the deal. They get depressed and go bowling, only to see that the bowling pins are evil robots. They are rescued by Dee Dee Sykes, Dynomutt, and the annoying wannabe hero, Blue Falcon. Blue Falcon is probably the worst character in the whole movie. He tries to act like he's a superhero, but he's a cringe-worthy coward. The robots are created by a silly generic villain named Dick Dastardly, who feels like a rip-off of Snidely Whiplash, cheesy mustache and all. This is supposed to be a Scooby Doo movie, but they make it more about the side characters, rather than the main characters. Dick's big evil plan is to release a giant ghost dog into the world. That's it! There was hardly no mystery, no g-g-g-ghosts! no monsters wearing masks. This movie left a bad taste in my mouth, and made me nostalgic for the original Scooby Doo cartoons from the 60's, so I bought the complete series on blu-ray from Amazon. This movie makes the 2002 live-action movie look good. If you a lover of Scooby Doo and the original classics, I would not recommend SCOOB!!!

The day this was released was a big day for me. I was like a kid on Christmas morning, waiting hours to open the gifts. For those that know me, know that I absolutely love the Halloween series. I've watched and studied them for 20 years, ever since I was in 3rd grade. I've bought them all on vhs, dvd, and blu-ray. I've waited for this day for the last 9 years. Ever since Rob Zombie's Halloween II (Which I saw three times at the theater) When it was announced that we'd be getting a new Halloween film, I was ecstatic. The last few weeks, I've watched and re-watched the series. I think I've watched the original five times in the last month. My brain is literally turning into mush. I was determined to see 'Halloween' at the very first showing at 7:00. I sat there through the trailers, getting really anxious. Finally, the movie started. I needed one of those brown bags to breath into when people hyperventilate, lol I tried my best not to blink too much. I have ADHD, so I usually tend to think about other things when I'm watching a movie, but for the most part, this movie had my full concentration. At no point was I ever bored. I just sat there and took it all in. I loved every single second of it. I was on 'Cloud 9' I was able to find quite a few of the Easter Eggs they hid for the hardcore Halloween fans. Remember, this film is a direct sequel to the original John Carpenter classic. None of the others exist anymore. The movie begins 40 years later after Michael's original massacre on Halloween night in 1978. Two true-crime podcasters, Aaron Korey and Dana Haines, travel to Smith's Grove Sanitarium to interview Michael Myers, who still refuses to speak. While being transferred to another asylum, the bus crashes and Michael Myers is loose again and returns to Haddonfield, Illinois to finish what he started. Laurie Strode springs into action, trying to protect her daughter Karen and granddaughter Allyson. She still suffers from trauma and PTSD and has a rocky relationship with her family. The kill scenes were pretty cool. There was actually one little twist that surprised me. I didn't expect it. It was random, and very interesting. I've loved the series since I was 8 years old, and my inner child is extremely happy. I couldn't have asked for a better Halloween movie. It was great seeing Jamie Lee Curtis fight Michael Myers again. It was great hearing that classic theme. I loved the new characters, and twists to the original classic I will definitely be seeing this again. I'd say it's now in my Top 5 favorite Halloween movies. Long live Michael Myers! I would definitely recommend HALLOWEEN!!!

Man, I was super excited for this when it was first announced. I love slashers, I love Christmas, and I love Christmas slashers. Blumhouse did so well with 'Halloween' I could only imagine how epic Black Christmas would've been. Boy, did they mess this up! I heard it was going to be bad, because it was slapped with a PG13 rating and I knew it had a feminist agenda, but this movie was stereotypically feminist to the point where they are practically shoving it down your throat. They took away Billy, the original killer and replaced him with a cult of college boys who are misogynistic and under a spell due to some black sludge coming out of a statue of the founder of their college. I'm dead serious! Our hero is Riley, a sorority woman who was sexually attacked by the AKO fraternity president Brian Huntley. She and her sorority sisters enter a singing contest that mocks the fraternity. Soon after, they all start getting harassed and threatening texts. Some of the girls start to go missing, and that's when the cult of he-man woman haters start attacking. It's up to Riley and her gang of strong independent women to fight back. This movie was not made with a good story or to be scary, it's just made to appease the Feminazi's, and that's just sad. I'm sure I'll watch this again someday, but just do yourself a favor and watch the original classic instead. This re-remake makes the 2006 version look like 'The Godfather Part II' I would not recommend BLACK CHRISTMAS!!!