If youโre looking for a Spielberg film that is expressly about, and only about, Spielberg, you canโt do better than this one. While annoyingly self-indulgent (and not only in its running time), largely unnecessary (in the opinion of everyone except Spielbergโand, presumably, his therapist), and characteristically unsubtle, it does feature some amazing performances and moving scenes, almost all thanks to Michelle Williams. Sadly, there are also far too many over-the-top performances and superfluous scenes. But, hell, if youโre co-writing and helming a movie about your own life, I suppose you have artistic license to direct it any way you see fit.
Still, if youโre trying to achieve anything close to reality, here are three things you probably shouldnโt do, especially in your filmโs first five minutes:
(1) Open with an unnecessarily specific title card โ โJanuary 10, 1952โ โ and then proceed to have your dad character ask your son character, as theyโre driving home from the movies, โSo, Sammy, what do you want for Hanukkah?โ
(2) As the family arrives home, have Sammy grouse about the fact that his familyโs house โ again, on January 10th โ is the only one on the block not decorated with Christmas lights.
(3) Show your characters placing and lighting the candles of their menorah โ on that same January night โ in the wrong order.
As Judd Hirschโs furniture-chewing Uncle Boris character might say: Oy.