Clare Owens

Don’t waste your money or time with this fake mistake. The advertisements are fantastic but Quaid is anything but. That face…ooh that face, upper half Meg Ryan and bottom half Dennis Quaid makes for a blank “same as” stare throughout the entire movie with the oh so timid, silly shy, character that comes across as weak and pathetic, like scruffy short one word one liners, oh, ah, yeah, ok, etc with pissy giggles is so uncomfortable and try hard. He tries to be comedic but fails miserably. Anti masculine man with a constant annoying breathing pattern with that bloody smile is infuriating. Right from the beginning with not ever eating a soft pice of cake in fear he would chew his tongue off, is ridiculous. A thick piece of steak would’ve been much more believable. The movie only gets slightly better half way when the action starts but most of the time I was rooting for the bad guys. Quaid can’t even act in pain. In short, he is a shit actor and looks like the love child of Dawson and Pacey off Dawsons creek. It’s just not believable, but the casting made it so, so, so much worse. It has a wokeness agenda too with “anti this and anti that” Easter eggs throughout. Choose a Jason Statham movie instead.