Leave It.

This is what I call a FAST FOOD MOVIE, no nutrition, no good for health, just processed, momentary JUNK. If you want a storyline to forget the next day, or talk about while on the topic of bad cinema cliches, then Jurassic World Rebirth is a must-watch. Writing a review on this one feels like a crime, that's how bad it is, this movie is like a Tsunami to wash away all the previous Jurassic Park/World Lore that actually had some Substance.

The movie overall feels like if Fifty Shades of Grey went in a Different direction, where Annastasia steele never married Christian Grey. This movie is filled with over dialogued scenes, where the characters talk endlessly because the scene is not gving any emotion on it's own, for example the Kitchen scene with Harry and Lucy felt like Meh, because the relationship was so Hollow to begin with so the breakup wasn't a major hit to anyone, and Lucy Recovered from it literally the next day, And the movie ended just like that.

took me three days to finish the movie, had to take some breaks from the slop in between

The show itself, the cinematography, the sound design, and the creature design its all really great, you don't think twice about any visuals to believe it, the concept of the show is absolutely fantastic, a long and slow-moving human perspective to a catastrophe beyond a common human understanding, the show doesn't defy physics and basic rules for the most part but after all it's a sci-fi that delivers the fiction part well. The problem with the show is that it's very anti-climactic in its nature and overly climactic in scenes where it does not make any sense why!? There are parts of the story that don't make any sense for 3 literal seasons, for instance that object thing the boy found, like come on guys, realistically a highly advanced alien ship that can crush homes why would it just drop a highly dangerous piece of an object down just out of nowhere, and why is there only one specific piece of the object that is somehow so special, yet no explanation in the show what so ever. The writers definitely need more time and attention writing their work.

the show was a blast, so finally and at last, i wish i could say more, glad I'm not a wh0re, and what if i didn't swore you still would come for more well that sums up the lore (just a story not at all) this show is so much more.

I have watched some bad movies before, this was unlike anything I saw ever before, tried so hard not to pause in between but had to, cause it felt so much like a chore Not lying when I say,' I'm a movie connoisseur' but oh god this one tested my patience meter and I have to say, i recommend to watch it with your eye wide shut, muted and totally unintentionally

Absolutely an art peice of comedic drama film for history to remember, but racially not diverse. Still a never done before of its time.