a1 :D

How do I even put this into words? This book is just hotdog water. I really need whatever the hell Mr. D'Souza was smoking when he wrote this nonsense. It's just absolutely atrocious. I took a couple tests and my IQ literally lowered after reading that mashup of words that I must apparently call a "book". I tried to return it to the bookstore, but they begged me to keep it because it disgusts them so much. I attempted to donate it to an organization that gives books to those who don't have them, but it was also no use. One of their chairmen assured me that if anybody in need were to finally pick up this book and read, they'd never want to read again. I would give this zero stars (if that were an option), but the book actually serves as a great alternative for firewood! Everyday I use a few pages to keep the fireplace going. I actually grilled some mean burgers the other day thanks to a few pages keeping the flames going! They ironically tasted exquisite, even though the actual book was pure sewage.