Dr Z Khan

The synopsis is not entirely accurate. This is a movie about a mother from a traditional Chinese family finally coming to terms with the fact that her overweight daughter is not only homosexual but her daughter’s partner is not even Chinese. She finally takes the time to listen and gives her lesbian daughter the acceptance she craves in every universe and every reality, in every form and in every way. Not a movie for those practicing the Muslim faith.

If you have active braincells at the time of entering the Cinema, please note that all the Sudoku in the World will not save you after watching this heavily CGI driven nonsense. The one star was earned by Salman's cameo. Shah Rukh tried his best, but the movie tried harder. The movie was definitely incredibly hard work to make, and all the actors, except the always scantily clad Deepika, looked like they worked their socks off... however, the story was non-existent and the subject matter was non-relatable. Deepika's character was unnecessarily a fornicating, alcoholic, ever-naked, uncouth, extremely liberal muslim girl - which practically summarises the logic board used to glue this goulash together. Look on the bright side, It will make millions though.