Making me hate a movie with 20 Beatles songs, with a Beatles backdrop, was no easy task, but Danny Boyle managed it. This movie fails on so many levels, and in so many ways, that it managed to make me like The Beatles less than I did before seeing it. Underneath itโs candy corn rom-con packaging lies a fetid corpse of a grotesque.
Letโs start with the lead; heโs completely unlikeable, uncharismatic, and, worst of all, dull. I felt no investment in him at all, nor sensed much humanity. Iโm supposed to believe that a beautiful, caring woman would put her life on hold for THIS? Thatโs far more suspension of disbelief than everyone forgetting about the Beatles.
Letโs now discuss how inane, and low grade offensive, this type of love story is; a poorly developed female character functions only as male salvation. Itโs โcuteโ that sheโd throw her life away for this pud, and weโre supposed to think itโs sweet when he eventually comes around? Rubbish.
When he does come around, itโs on his terms...and he publicly shoves his salvation into her with an audience to see his โgrowthโ. Unrequited love is BS - hanging around someone who treats you poorly isnโt something to romanticize.
The big scene where he meets John Lennon? And John Lennon teaches him about love? The real Lennon cuts a far less romantic character...his treatment of his first wife, alleged abuse, cutting his kids from the will...
The Achilles choice also should have been explored, and it wasnโt. Would he prefer fame, or simplicity? Did he have the option?
The cost of fame motif was counter balanced in an interesting way with the joy the art can bring the world, but it was a motif inadequately explored. The sacrifice not only of your happiness, but those around you...for fame...should have been explored more fully, as well as the way we enable, if not demand, our celebrities exist in a state of arrested development.
The way the music was presented - as if you could just toss random Beatles songs together and have it make sense - was also annoying. Youโre talking about the evolution of one of the most talented, important bands to ever exist - you need to see the songs as presented thematically together, and how they evolved.
Just throwing them out randomly didnโt work...and it lacked the context of seeing why these songs mattered. The way in which England embraced cw/blues and didnโt demand it be homogenized. How race played a role. Seeing how they further developed buddy holly, and chuck berry...and then embraced Dylanโs song writing. None of that came through even a little bit.
Most of all, it was just boring, and filled with characters I felt no stake in.