Selvakumar Manickam

Oh, the nostalgia! I was practically raised by a Wookiee and a protocol droid. Star Wars, the sole inspiration for my lifelong dedication to science and technology (sarcasm font needed). In fact, I was that parent who subjected their poor children to the original trilogy before they could even say "lightsaber." Then came the Disney acquisition, and for a brief, shining moment, there was hope. "Rogue One," "The Mandalorian"—proof that maybe, just maybe, they wouldn't completely ruin everything. But alas, it was a mirage. The rest? Let's just say I've seen more compelling plots in a Jawa sandcrawler. Now, I actively shield my children from the cinematic trainwreck that is modern Star Wars. It's so far removed from the original spirit, they might as well rename it "Snowflake Wars: The Force is Woke." I guess we'll just have to keep rewatching Episodes I-VI on a loop, forever clinging to the good old days before certain... plot devices made their unfortunate debut.

One word.. RAJINIFIED!!!!!!