UPTILDAWN LTD

This game plays out as more of an impressive tech demo than a game. Do you play? Yes. But what they do with this [very] good concept is a bit disappointing. Rather than allow the player more freedom, you’re restricted to a set path. Every time I see something I want to explore, I can’t, as that’s not where I’m supposed to go. Jumping is as hand-holdy as you can fetch just look and press the button. You can’t fall off no matter how hard you try. This should be one of the most ambitious platformers ever made, because the movement of a cat is so fluid and springy, they’re masters of finding their way into strange places. None of that is in this game. I guess this is for a much casual gamer than me, but god forbid the player be asked to balance themselves or make challenging jumps. Pros: -pretty graphics -Cat movement is cool -Meow button Cons: -no real exploration -Lack of platforming/challenge of any kind whatsoever -Strange story you probably won’t care about The verdict: wasted potential.

You’re joking right? This has to be a joke.

For every potentially funny joke or scene sparingly sprinkled throughout this train-wreck of a film, there are 10 that negate them. This movie is disgusting, stomach churning, so much so that I can’t look at the screen for entire stretches without wanting to vomit.

Good god, this one was unexpected. If you want to hear some truly awful dialogue, and a WHOLE lot of yelling, this movie is right up your alley. The movie ranges from completely ridiculous to hilariously ultraviolent, with globs of exposition layered on like a taco. As well, the dialogue doesn’t even match the animation, which changes throughout the movie for some reason. For some reason, the team thought it would be a great idea to have our hero scream at the top of his lungs throughout the film. Also, for some reason, he narrates at random parts of the movie when it’s convenient for the plot. In all, it’s pretty stupid but kind of annoying at the same time which means it’s difficult to find an audience for whatever this is.