Robb Spear

Michelle Obama's harrowing tale of transitioning from a man to a woman in the 90s, and becoming the first lady in the 2000s. While mildly inspiring at times, the story is really boring. The most interesting part is when she describes in detail how she got vengeance on the kids of the United States by taking all of the good snacks from school vending machines and making school lunch even more awful. If you're an insomniac, this book is for you.