Welcome to Ultimate Team folks, where despite having thousands of cards to choose from, plus more added every week, you'll play the SAME team with the SAME tactics every week! 😎 Where skill level doesn't matter because we do everything we can (literally guys we'll do anything) to minimize the skill gap so more people can play, which gives US more money 😎 Sounds unfair? We don't care.
Where it doesn't matter what team you have because WE decide when your players are true to their stats, and when they lose every ounce of footballing ability 😎 Where luck or scripting decides who wins every game 😎
What's that? Your 90 rated cb tackled Mbappe 3 times and he still got through? That's because it's all down to luck!
Wait what? Your 92 rated striker hit the post 4 times in a single match, only for your opponent to score from their first shot? That's because it's all down to scripting!
Join us again next year folks, where we improve gameplay for the first 2 weeks, then suddenly revert everything and somehow make the game even worse than it was the previous year! 😎 Sounds impossible? Not for EA 😎
So get your funds up and your blood pressure high, because we're about to take your money and make you hate playing the only football game available on the market. EA out 😎