Saiyaara movie is a steaming pile of desi garbage that makes you question if Mohit Suri sold his soul to a roadside panipuri stall for this script. Ahaan Panday and Aneet Paddaโs romance is so lifeless, itโs like watching two bamboo sticks rub together hoping for a spark. The plot? A masala mess of stolen Hollywood clichรฉsโAlzheimerโs drama lifted straight from 50 First Dates, mixed with the kind of bakwas logic that thinks chai fixes heartbreak. Itโs a chapri fever dream, complete with over-acted shayari, cringe slow-mo rain scenes, and songs that sound like AR Rahmanโs AI knockoff had a bad day. This movie is the cinematic equivalent of a *pothole* on an Indian highwayโjarring, pointless, and everyoneโs just trying to survive it. Save your paisa for samosas instead.