I wanted to become terrified, but I was sort of grossed out, bored, and uninterested.
This is a huge bummer, because I was really looking forward to this retelling of an original take on this interesting story, based on all the reviews I read.
I love Dracula films. The 2019 Netflix Dracula is my favorite. The Last Voyage of the Demeter is my second favorite, and generally, I enjoy a good Dracula flick.
Not this one. It just didn't do it for me. I don't mind sexual undertones, generally, but this one felt like soft porn a couple of times. It didn't work for me.
His minion didn't do it for me. The purported love story—or perhaps grotesquery—was not well done.
Why did the vampire wheeze? It was distracting, not chilling.
Although the acting was generally good, I found it unbelievable, exaggerated, and out of touch at precisely the wrong moments, when I wanted to be really sucked in. It didn't deliver or dovetail with the basic terrifying tale of the movie.
The pacing was off, and the story moved from moment to moment in a way that I could not find a rhythm.