Maggie Drewry

The Last of Us Part II: Electric Boogaloo is a pretty good game. Good, except for the fact that the developers are constantly pushing their political agendas on the players. "What political agenda?" the innocent reader will ask. My response to this question is as follows: The most nefarious agenda known to Americans, the Wyoming Agenda. 1.) What is the Wyoming Agenda? A secret ploy by the United States government to promote false facts, seemingly proving the existance of a state known as "Wyoming." 2.) Why is it dangerous? The Wyoming Agenda is dangerous because it is ment to cover up the fact that "Wyoming" is simply a chunk error, an area of the United States that failed to load in correctly. If one were to theoretically travel to Wyoming, they would fall out of the World and into the cold, unforgiving void below. 3.) Where's the proof? Simple. Wyoming has a population of 549,914, despite having a large "land area." Rhode Island, the state with the smallest land area in the Union has nearly half that population, at 1,009,904 people. "Pictures" of Wyoming are images taken in Colorado, Idaho, Montana, and other Rocky Mountain States. Nobody I've met knows a person from Wyoming, and the only person I knew who moved there has gone silent since. Because of this weak, annecdotal evidence, I am obviously correct. 4.) How does The Last of Us Part II push the Wyoming Agenda? Well, dear reader, this is it: The game is partially set in and around "Jackson, Wyoming." The writers were obviously bribed by the United States government to push these false ideas, especially considering that no reviewers ever mentioned the Wyoming Agenda in any of their 10/10 reviews. Mainstream media can never be trusted to report the truth. 5.) The final verdict? Too much Wyoming. This harmful political agenda ruined the game. 0/0, would rather play Guitar Hero.