Ron Viking

Black Trash Bag There is nothing good about this film. It's so boring, just when I thought it couldn't get worse they have the audience watch someone fishing. The snores of another movie-goer confirm it's not just me. Even the loud flatulence of the sleeper didn't emit even a giggle from the already drained audience who's dried up lifeforce is only matched by the movies dry characters. Blame the director if you want but Michael Fassbender's performance is so artificial I wondered if he was still in character for his Alien Covenant role. And why is hollywood so in love with Cate Blanchett? She seems to me to have reached levels of botox toxicity and her role in the film is just a platform to show off her new face. Boring, stupid, poorly filmed, and bad soundtrack. Shout out for Gustaf Skarsgård who played his small role like a pro and Marisa Abela did a good job, too bad the movie SUCKED!

Boring, flawed, and predictable.

Extremely boring. The worst movie I've seen in years.