Pat Monahan

0 stars for this absolute dud. The one time I let my girlfriend choose a movie and it’ll be the absolute last. That’s 142 minutes of my life I can never have back. In 28 years of my life and being an movie addict, from the all time greats of Gone With the Wind, to the Dude Where’s my Car stoner humor of the 2000s, this is the absolute worst recording I’ve had the misfortune of watching. I use the word “recording” because this is not a movie nor a film. No rising action. No climax. You sit and continually wait for a plot twist to come that never does. Anything at all to spark some sort of mental stimulant to this recording that is the equivalent of watching an ugly colored paint dry on a rough wall in need of sanding. Amazon Prime should remove this travesty before I lose all faith in watching new movies they have available. The only positive that’s come from this otherwise irremovable stain on the film industry is that my girlfriend has now agreed that I will forever pick the movies going forward. Might deserve half a star for that