Taras Bulba

Much like Charlie's lesbian friend embracing her feelings for that blonde girl I have developed a man crush on Ben. His actor Ryan Lee the dweeby big toothed kid has grown up into a charming young man. Even though his character died off I am left wanting more. This series doesn't have a 2nd season. He is like that goofy nerdy kid in high school like in every 80s movie that gets the slow clap. He is the underdog. I never got the girl in high school. I never went to prom, I never got the slow dance I wanted where my dream girl rested her head on my shoulder and realized her feelings for me. I want to seem him alive and well in Hollywood. It is like I am wearing the 3rd necklace and that I am keeping Ben alive by sitting 30 feer from my TV. Ben is keeping me alive. Am I Charlie? Am I me? I love you Benjamin Bloom. We love you *starts slow clap*